A Sex Swing Could be the Solution to Dull & Boring Sex!

Sex is the new Black!

With less clothes and more 'posts' than ever, the internet is overflowing with new and exciting fashion and sexual trends. Teens to grandmothers are screaming for attention via tweets and 'grams, but I just don't think men are ready for the challenge.

"I used to not enjoy sex as much as I should. I went through dozens of partners (both gender) and I would get uninterested so quickly, especially after being in four, 2+ year relationships. I used to get tired of the same erogenous zones; bored from doing all the work; sore from sexing in the same awkward positions for 15 to 30 minutes at a time. Even, once finding a partner, within weeks the sexual drive decreases. Starts off fun and passionate and slowly degrades to once a month make-up sex.

How do you deal with boring sex?

Talk about it with friends or family??? .... Suuuuure, people that are more sexually sheltered than you can even fathom. Most people would never understand... 

I guess you could Barter?

84% of women say they have sex
to get their partner to help with housework.

Multiple Confirmed studies have shown that couples with the most problems often suffer from dull sex. The only thing better than tedious, monotonous, unexciting fornication is frankly... no intercourse at all


Couples are often driven into the embraces of others due to lack/absence of mutual sexual attraction & knowledge. With 6.7 seconds being the average persons attention span in 2020, Xexy recognizes that people need to escape the "ugh" feeling of just another mundane fuck.

"A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both." -Alessandra Torre

"It's not like couples aren't fucking, oh they are... but it's our mission to make it more often and more intimate." States CEO, Maverick of MyXexy.Com.

With over 64% of Americans and an estimated 540 Million people on earth who suffer from lower back pain. Lumbar and lower back pain is the leading cause of disability worldwide. More often than not, at least one partner is sore, has limited mobility or not flexible enough to perform different positions... or perform at all.

We searched and tested many different "ergo" intimate products; pillows, restraints, inflatables and the useful toys were few and far between. We recognize that 90% of sex toys are gimmicks or just cheap crap. None really make a difference or inspire a sex drive. Now with this increased sexual appetite and rising mobility issues, Xexy fulfills the need adventurous and ergonomic sex. 

Enter The Xexy Sex Swing!

 

"The day I came across this swing was one of the greatest day of my life." Sandra H. Toronto. Overall simple to install, about a 3 out of 10 in difficulty. Soft, smooth, contour hugging and fully adjustable with three tiers of hand grips. With the feel of weightlessness and a perfectly adjusted swing height, the result is a ferocious, surprisingly animalistic pounding that most will never experience in their lifetime. We honestly cannot believe this isn't nonchalantly hanging on display in everyone's home as the most bas ass "work-out"/marital aid EVER! We make it machine washable too! Looks great hanging from rafters or in a door frame, while it's quality material shimmers in the light.

"Simply incredible! My Husband has really touched me like he use to 20 years ago. After purchase. Sex from once in 6 months to 1 to 3 times a week. I honestly couldn't believe how much more my husband was capable of. He's only 44 years old but a sports career had lead to life-long chronic pain and injuries. But he was absolutely going to town on me with all of his force. He was standing, which is an easy position for him. With the simple swinging motion came a an unbelievable thrusting, which lead to me squirting for the first time in my life. I enjoyed it so much I bought one for my best friend." 

~ Marlene P. 

We also have over 400 models in our XEXY AFFILIATE program that have promoted these Sex Swings so well, they sell out within days of posting the new inventory.

Get them while they last!

"Love Harder. Pleasure Better."  -Xexy 

 

Even in ancient times, many cultures have recognized that having a healthy sexual appetite equates to a more productive and joy filled existence. The original sex swing dates back to 500 BC. Made from crude hemp rope, with vines as a saddle and a system of ropes and pulleys with rocks as counter-weights, one could only imagine what an itchy, uncomfortable death contraption that was.

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